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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot
of space and valuable resources. No mention of this was included with
the product information. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other
programs and now launches during system initialization, where it monitors
all other system activity.

Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Fishing 7.5, and
Motorcycling 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!!!!!!

THE REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is due to a very common problem that generates many complaints.
It is due to a primary misconception generally by male users. Many people
upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that it is merely a “Utilities
and Entertainment program”.

Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its creator to run
everything! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to Girlfriend
7.0. Hidden operating systems files cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0,
so nothing is gained.

It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system
once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
to disallow this.

Some have tried Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than in the
original system. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under  “Warnings – Alimony/Child Support.”
I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation.

I suggest installing the background application C:\YES DEAR to alleviate software
augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I also suggest that you read the
entire section regarding “General Partnership Faults (GPFs).” You must assume all
responsibility for any faults and problems that occur, regardless of their cause. You
will also find that GPF’s are cyclical. The best course of action is to enter the
command C:\APOLOGIZE. Avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because ultimately
you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return too
normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,
Cook It 1.5 (which replaces Burn It 1.0), Trash 4.0, and Do Bills 4.2.

You must, however, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper
use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens,
the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 should this happen.

WARNING!!!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
SecretaryShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will
cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

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